I takut

Cheng Meng is coming soon!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, I hope that doesn't make me sound like I am very excited. I am very takut actually. *hides in blanket*

I don't know about you, but I haven't really participated in this so called Cheng Meng festival. All this while, my dad would be the one representing my entire family and joining my other uncles and aunts to go clean up the graves of the ancestors. I guess none of my other cousins did follow.

People always say you don't need to be frightened even if you happen to see a ghost, that is if you haven't done anything sinful or harmful. But still, I takut. I once saw a pair of red shoes wore by those deceased during my grandpa's funeral, and then I realised, like it or not, things like these really do exist! How to not takut lah you say?

And because I know I have no guts, I don't watch any of those scary movies. Well even if I don't watch those movies, I hardly dare to stare into the mirror in the middle of the nights, because thats how people happen to see ghosts behind them in the movie. Yes I know I said I don't watch those movies, but still, they are people who are anal enough to tell me how the ghosts appear in the movies to scare the hell out of me.

Tsk tsk. Bad kan they all?

Just yesterday, there were a lot of really strange incidents in my house. My second brother came home after work asking who was the one who knocked on his door early in the morning to wake him up for work. Normally my mom would be the one. But this time around, all of us were still sound asleep when he woke up, except my maid who I supposed was washing the cars outside the house.

So who knocked on the door? O_O

I dono. I dowan to know either. Just let me sleep as though I am dead, okay?

As if it wasn't scary enough, my sister then said that the night before yesterday, she heard my dad sneezing in the living room and went out from her room to have a look. She searched around and was surprised to learn that my dad had gone out for some unknown reasons.

O_O So who was it who was sneezing? O_O

It couldn't be my brothers because my dad's way of sneezing is just so loud. If we were to go shopping together and my dad were to sneeze from a place far away from my location, I could be very certain that it would be my dad, judging from the way and how loud the sneeze is.

After hearing both of their stories, I began to takut again. See lah aren't they anal. Tsk tsk. And so I ran into my room planning to do some assignment to change my focus. The moment I opened my door, there was this really strong smell in my room rushing into my nose.

Shit! I mean, my room really stink like shit! With no reason!

We've checked the windows, they were all shut. My toilet was shit-less and that the door too was shut. There were no dead mice, no dead cockroaches, no alive lizards, no one fart, no panties or bras that stink, no nothing!

And so whats the explanation for the stinks? O_O

And then as though it has got its own legs, the odour just went off after like, half an hour. O_O

People say yan hak yan, hak sei yan (Literally meaning: people frighten people, frighten die people. ahaks!). Now in my case, that odour is simply frightening. I takut. Uwaaaaa!

The boyfriend once told me that he woke up one day and he nearly died out of shock the moment he opened up his eyes. Apparently his grandpa sneaked into his room while he was sound asleep, sitting on a stool staring at him while he was in lalaland. And the moment he opened up his eyes, his grandpa's face was right in front of his, just a few centimeters apart. O_O

Hantu-hantu and ghosts-ghosts sekalian, don't ever frighten me that way okay? I don't want to die of shock or surprises.

Wait a minute.

I mean, don't ever try to surprise or frighten me in ANY way okay? Because I takut!

*runs to take out all my Buddha cards, place them under my pillows while I hide under my blankets and starts mumbling amitabha amitabha for N times*