Two all-beef patties and I've got none

Are you even aware of this?

I swear I am not a person who would patiently flip through the newspapers and observe the advertisements one by one. If it wasn't because I have read a blog entry on this, I wouldn't even know McD is giving away Big Macs!

But of course, there are conditions lah kan.

Just last week, after going for an interview in a recruitment agency (yes yes I am looking for temporary job! I am available from 09 June 08 - 31 August 08, from 9am - 6pm. 8pm - 12 pm is reserved for the boyfriend because he gets so energetic at night we need 4 hours all by ourselves wtf), Pei Pei wanted to have McD for lunch. And off we went lah! Very far you know! I think ah, around 20 walking steps from the recruitment agency then we reached McD liao! Hahahaha!

So the boyfriend got glutton lah! And because Pei Pei doesn't eat beef, he thick faced-ly asked Pei Pei for the coupon to participate in the Big Mac chant event . (Yeah yeah just so you dont know, you need to purchase a McValue meal in order to get that coupon before you can participate in the chant).

And then the boyfriend got very excited he kept talking to the female McD operator asking when exactly he could start doing the chant (without even knowing the chant well!). And when he was informed that he only got one chance to perform his chant, he came pulling my hand and went "b come lah b you do. I think you can do better leh." And I rejected him. Hahaha! Who ask him to talk to the female operator like she was her gf like that! Hmph!

So there he went, in 3 seconds,

"too or beef patties, spesiel sos letups, cis picke aliens, on a sehsemi seed ban!"

Hahaha okay lah maybe not that bad. But then to do the big chant in 3 seconds without much preparation, what do you expect right?

And so he got his coupon to redeem his free Big Mac!

While he was queuing up, he quickly took out his phone while posing with the coupon in hand.

"B faster take my picture! Faster take already then put on your blog! Faster lah! Then your readers will say I very keng one!"

Me: ................. *ka chak*

I've got the coupon!!!

Nah people. Faster praise the boyfriend lah. He really thought I have got many readers to praise him. Faster, faster say he is keng! But please don't say things like you've done the chant in less than 3 seconds okay? In that way the boyfriend will get very sad and he will drag me to McD again and perform the pili pala chant again and then again force me to post it on blog. Don't be so cruel to me okay?

Perhaps that itself might not be keng enough eh? Nevermind let me tell you something more keng. On that morning itself, we had Bah Kut Teh and the boyfriend ate like, 1 big plate of rice with a lot of meat. And then in the afternoon, he ate a big bowl of Mee Hun Ker at home. And then it was only about 3pm++ when he won his free Big Mac and ate it all by himself.

This blog post is only about the keng-ness in me and hence you can only stare at me eating my big mac!

I wonder if he ever felt really really bloated. o.O"