Wealthy old man comes at a price

There's this particular lecturer who's kinda new in my campus. And way before we've started this semester, Jems took the timetable and saw this lecturer's name printed on it. Without even knowing who she was and how she looked like, immediately Jems text me and said something like "I have a feeling shes gonna be yet another problematic lecturer."

Hahaha how true! Le sigh. Seriously I (or maybe some of us in the class) am very dissatisfied with her., simply because I havent learnt much from her throughout the entire semester. Plus her England is damn powderful I must share them with you all one day! But that would be another day's story, if there's a chance. Teehee.

So I went to her class this morning and I kinda regretted it at first because she didnt really want to teach (again!). Basically she was trying to kill time by asking all of us to draft out our strategic planning for the coming 5 years, stating what we want to achieve and how are we gonna achieve it (I know! It's so boring right!). And I was asked to present my plan. How lucky. =.="

So what I did was bullshit hahaha! When she asked about my plan, I said I just plan to get married with a rich guy and then just shake legs at home and enjoy my life happily ever after wtf hahaha!

On a different note, I did my hair last week. Faster say I look gorgeous!

And the lecturer laughed and stared at me with great dismay. =.=" I thought you are a strong corporate woman who will climb the corporate ladder, she said.

Yes I will, if I fail to marry a rich guy in 5 years time. I replied.

And then when the boyfriend was asked about his plan, he replied something similar, except that hes gonna marry a rich old woman and hopes that she dies fast so that he can inherit all her wealth. And so I added that then we should both look for wealthy old man and old woman, get married and hopes that they die fast. Then eventually we will be reunited with accumulated wealth and live happily ever after wtf.

By then my Indonesian classmate commented on my intention.

"Eh who wants to marry rich old man? She will die even faster!"

I thought he was implying that my nasty intention will cause lots of karma. But then he repeated his sentences once again, this time with an additional sentence.

"Eh you want to marry rich old man? You will die even faster! Because you are going to eat ripe banana!"

WTF ripe banana hahahahahahaha!

And I almost replied him saying "It's okay what I have got constipation I need ripe banana to help me poo more often".

See what I have turned into after months of doing assignments and thesis! o.O"