Sunday, November 30, 2008

Theres no free lunch, only cheaper supper

Today was such a great day!

Firstly because I got to laze at home for the entire day, watched movie, walked here and there, rolled on my bed from one side to another then finally fell asleep, and then woke up and went for dinner in my uncle's restaurant.

And so happened my beloved cousins came over to the restaurant and joined us for dinner!

And then my boyfriend came joining us for dinner, except that he just sat there drinking tea while watching us gobbled the food and had fun with my cousin brother (The boyfriend is 24 and my cousin brother is 12, and yet they are like classmates / schoolmates. And they even do silly things together -_-")

Right after that me and the boyfriend together with my cousins decided to go for a walk in some hypermarket. On our way there I merajuk-ed to get McD Sundae cos its selling at RM 2 per cup now instead of RM 3. So off we went, but I've got a warning from the boyfriend before he drove in to the drive through section.

"No fries for dipping into the ice-cream okay! Just ice-cream!"

*Nods nods* (In heart: wtf how comes he knows it! I simply like to dip the hot fries into the cold ice-cream! You should try it too next time it's really yummy! But if you lao sai (diarrhea) then dont come to me okay!)

And then both my cousins were stunned because they didnt know that theres such thing called drive through in McD. They were basically looking at the section in awe while both the boyfriend and I berlagak cos we've been there quite some times. And we were busy showing off to them, telling them where to take order, where to pay and where to take the food etc as though we've worked in there before wtf.

So when it was our turn, we ordered 2 chocolate sundae cup and moved on to paying for it. The lady there told us its RM 2.10 and we corrected her that we were asking for two, so it should be RM 4.20 then (Why were we so kaypoh grrr!).

The pick-up queue was really long and the 4 of us were having fun chit-chatting in the car while observing the lady whos handling all the orders. When it was our turn, the lady just shut the window and went on doing her things. At first we thought shes gonna be quick as its only 2 sundaes. How long could it be?

And so we waited.

And waited.

And waited (wtf like damn long but actually its less than 1 minute lah)

And the boyfriend tried to fool around by saying "cepat cepat" when I thought the lady couldnt hear him at all cos the window was shut wtf haha. And then we saw one of the guys passed her the 2 sundaes and so we thought its ours.

And then we waited again cos the lady seemed to have some problem with the guy and they just continued chatting while ignoring us. Hmph!

So my little cousin brother also joined in "Eh kak cepatlah kak!". Again I think the lady couldnt hear us at all anyway haha!

Later, the guy came again giving her a pack full of McD value meal. And so the four of us started making noise.

"Eh is she going to pass us the set?"

"But we didnt order that!"

"Maybe shes just wasting our time lah i think."

"What do you say if she pass to us everything, including the sundae and the set meal?"

*Lady opened the window and handed us a McChicken large set*

The four of us, in heart: WTF!!! (Nolah actually it was only me hahaha)

The boyfriend then looked at the lady while slowly took over the McChicken set (He later claimed that he was thinking if the lady would realise she'd handed us the wrong thing. And he claimed he was giving her time to respond *me shaking head in disbelief*). And the other 3 of us were basically holding our breathe, thinking if we should say a thing about what we were getting.

The next thing we know?

The boyfriend stepped on the pedal real hard and zoomed off wtf hahahahahahaha!

And the 3 of us started laughing non stop. The boyfriend was cool only, no expression at all. o.O"

Then a while later I started saying that "wow we only pay 4.20 for a McChicken set!" (Actually it could be only RM 2.10 but because we kaypoh by telling the lady that its supposed to be 4.20 sigh why so kaypoh!)

It was then the boyfriend suddenly went HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (Yes I mean HAHAHAHA not hahahaa wtf)

Sorry ah the boyfriend memang slow a bit in reacting. =.="

*Minutes later*

The boyfriend: Eh but I still want my sundae leh! I dowan McChicken leh! T___T

Cousin brother: Why not we go back there again and buy again and see if she would give us another set? (Kids these days =.=")

Partners in crime caught red handed

Next thing we know, our pictures would be all over that particular McD drive through tomorrow and for the next coming days. *hides*

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Wealthy old man comes at a price

There's this particular lecturer who's kinda new in my campus. And way before we've started this semester, Jems took the timetable and saw this lecturer's name printed on it. Without even knowing who she was and how she looked like, immediately Jems text me and said something like "I have a feeling shes gonna be yet another problematic lecturer."
Hahaha how true! Le sigh. Seriously I (or maybe some of us in the class) am very dissatisfied with her., simply because I havent learnt much from her throughout the entire semester. Plus her England is damn powderful I must share them with you all one day! But that would be another day's story, if there's a chance. Teehee.
So I went to her class this morning and I kinda regretted it at first because she didnt really want to teach (again!). Basically she was trying to kill time by asking all of us to draft out our strategic planning for the coming 5 years, stating what we want to achieve and how are we gonna achieve it (I know! It's so boring right!). And I was asked to present my plan. How lucky. =.="

So what I did was bullshit hahaha! When she asked about my plan, I said I just plan to get married with a rich guy and then just shake legs at home and enjoy my life happily ever after wtf hahaha!
On a different note, I did my hair last week. Faster say I look gorgeous!

And the lecturer laughed and stared at me with great dismay. =.=" I thought you are a strong corporate woman who will climb the corporate ladder, she said.

Yes I will, if I fail to marry a rich guy in 5 years time. I replied.

And then when the boyfriend was asked about his plan, he replied something similar, except that hes gonna marry a rich old woman and hopes that she dies fast so that he can inherit all her wealth. And so I added that then we should both look for wealthy old man and old woman, get married and hopes that they die fast. Then eventually we will be reunited with accumulated wealth and live happily ever after wtf.

By then my Indonesian classmate commented on my intention.

"Eh who wants to marry rich old man? She will die even faster!"

I thought he was implying that my nasty intention will cause lots of karma. But then he repeated his sentences once again, this time with an additional sentence.

"Eh you want to marry rich old man? You will die even faster! Because you are going to eat ripe banana!"

WTF ripe banana hahahahahahaha!
And I almost replied him saying "It's okay what I have got constipation I need ripe banana to help me poo more often".

See what I have turned into after months of doing assignments and thesis! o.O"