I am caressing it

You've heard of iPod and iPhone. Maybe you've even heard of iFong or iPong. That is if you are from China.

But have you really touched an iPhone?

Presenting to you, one of the first few original iPhones in Malaysia. (I supposed so because the seller said so and I have yet to see anyone around me with iPhone in hands.)

Excuse my extremely-chubby-n-fat-yet-very-cute-and-elastic-cheeks. And yes I was holding and posing with the RM 1900++ iPhone. Bite me.

"Designed by Apple in California. Assembled in China."

Please don't get too excited already and start asking if I could lend you the iPhone for even a minute. Not because I am stingy, but because it belongs to no one other than the boyfriend's brother.

His brother! I know! It's so near yet so far from me right!!!

The very colourful interface

The boyfriend and I have no idea how the 20-year-old brother of his found out that he could get this iPhone in Mid Valley. That also there were only two iPhones in stock. And yes, two were sold out the moment they reached the shop.

And both the iPhones were bought by the boyfriend's brother and his friend! wtf they so bad right! They knew the phones would be there on last Saturday and they quickly went to buy them already. No chance given to anyone of us.

It's all touchscreen you have got no chance to feel the buttons

At first the boyfriend and I were telling his brother that there is no need to get an iPhone since it is so pricey and we don't see how he is going to need it in his life. But we regretted instantly after seeing it.

It uses Wi-Fi!

It is really fun and cool to play with the iPhone ya know. You just need to place your thumb and index fingers together on the screen, and then pull both fingers together to zoom out of the content, and vice versa.

Apart from that, the invention of such iPhone is so brilliant that one of its functions is to automatically adjust the placement of the content according to the way you are holding the iPhone, be it vertically or horizontally, to enable you to read the content better.

Vertically, the zoomed-out version

Horizontally, the zoomed-in version

And then there is this "YouTube" option right there on the main interface. Touch that button softly and it connects you right away to a page showing you the latest clips in YouTube!

Now you can watch the sex scandal video anywhere you go already!

It also has a look-like-my-current-phone's-camera-but-why-does-it-seem- cooler 2 mega pixels camera.

I bet you will be able to see the nose hair clearly if you were to take a picture of your own nostrils

And what do you say if it too comes with GPS Google Maps?

Now tell me where you are and I can locate you instantly! Wait, I mean, the boyfriend's brother can locate you instantly already. -_-

How to not fall in love with such brilliant creation lah you say? And so...

I smuggled it back home...

Who cares who is the owner when it comes to such lovely stuff right?

*The boyfriend's brother threatening to commit triple suicides at the background by drinking bleach, slitting his own wrists and neck and also releasing extremely poisonous and smelly fart so that nobody walks out of his house alive till he gets hold of his iPhone again*

*Unwillingly gives back the iPhone*

I am pretty sure I will be going to the boyfriend's house more and more often already by now.